Leno: ...Do you remember your first crush, by the way?
CTS: Yes. My first big crush?
Leno: Aqua-- Aquaman? The comic?
Leno: See, I knew that. See, let me show you the extent--how much I like you.
Leno: See, I found out that you like Aquaman.
CTS: You did?
Leno: So I called around and said are there any Aquaman dolls available? And nobody had one, so they said, OK, call this antique place.
CTS: You know, I went to this swap meet and couldn't find...
Leno: Here is an Aquaman doll.
CTS: [Pleased laughter]
Leno: Let me tell you the worst part about doing this. I called up. The guy said we got an Aquaman doll...
CTS: [Moans, reaching to grab the action figure from Leno]
Leno: No, I will give it to you, but I wanna tell you the back story on this.
CTS: All right.
Leno: [Here, Leno simulates a conversation with the store clerk] So I, myself, go to this little place over here in Glendale, to this place that sells these toys, and like an idiot, I go, "Hi, I'm Jay Leno from the Tonight Show. You know, I have this guest on, you know, Melrose Place." "Oh, yeah!" "Well, she's a big fan. I've been looking all over for one of these. Thanks for having one. How much is it?"
CTS: It's so-o worth it. It's worth every penny.
Leno: This is the actual-- See, I figured the guy was gonna go, "Oh, Mr. Leno... [mumbles] OK, how much? Fifteen. Oh, who cares?" But he just looks at me and goes "Ninety." "What? What are you, nuts?" "If you want it - ninety." "But I need it for the show tonight." So here you go.
CTS: Thank you.
Leno: Oh, look his Aqua-thing fell off.
CTS: It is? Wow-w-w!
Leno: That's an antique.
CTS: See, isn't he handsome? Really?
Leno: Now why-why Aquaman? What would be the attraction?
CTS: He was the handsomest Super-Friend.
Leno: Super-Friend? Like...?
CTS: Like, the Super-Friends. He could talk to the animals.
Leno: Oh, he could talk to the animals? [Is] that important?
CTS: Very good swimmer...
Leno: So if he was alone he could have a conversation with his dinner, while he was eating? [Pretends to be eating with knife and fork.] "So, how are ya?" So that's why you liked him, 'cause he could talk to animals.
CTS: [Laughing] Yes.
Leno: So what's happening on Melrose Place?...
Leno: ...so I personally will watch [the show] and you owe me ninety bucks.
CTS: Yeah, thanks Jay.
Leno: Thanks for being a good sport.